Festus Joe done thought I should get outta the house today seein' as I ain't been out in a coon's age. I think I was gettin' on his nerves. 'Course he'd never tell me that but, oh lordy, the way that man done rolls his eyes at me sometimes! The point is I finally went back down to the diner today. I ain't been there in, I don't know, seems like a month o' Sundays. Well, thank heavens Large Marge was there behind the counter cuz she would never think of servin' me that godawful Sanka like that other waitress gone and done! Anyhow, we done caught up on all o' our gossipin'. Seems like her Earl is down in his back just as much as ol' Festus is down in his. But Festus don't make me get no job to help out round the trailer like Earl done and made Large Marge do. 'Course if I got a job that would mean not as much from the welfare. Besides, Festus done said a woman's place is in the home. Lookin' at how downright miserble Large Marge looks, I'd say I have to say ol' Festus is right. If Large Marge stayed down to the trailer park and looked after her little ones the way I do, I know she'd be in right fine spirits most of the time. Well, I best be fixin' supper. We's eatin' forin food tonight. Polish sausage! I can just here Festus Joe sayin' wooooo doggies right now 'bout that!
posted by Bertha
on 5:20 PM |
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.
