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Tuesday, September 04, 2001 I didn't know what I was gonna do fer Christmas this year cuz Festus wants to add to his collection of velvet Elvises and Little King wants hisself a Elvis cape with gen-u-ine rhinestones. Elvis merchandise don't come cheap ya know. Cletus T. don't want nothin' 'cept maybe to grow a little bit. But that ain't never gonna happen. Anyhow, what with the welfare cuttin' our benefits, I was at my wits' end tryin' to figure a solution. But now that we got ourselves a telephone line, I got me an idea. I could be a psychic friend. I seen them psychic friends on the television down at the diner. I heard they's lookin' for new psychic friends and I ain't nothin' if I ain't a friend. I hope I can make enough money to get Festus the velvet Elvis where The King is wearin' that purty, shiney gold suit. Long as the welfare don't find out about me bein' a psychic friend, the Sharks is gonna have one fine Christmas! posted by Bertha on 11:38 AM | ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Comments: Post a Comment

"I handle teats. Therefore I am..." -Bubba J "Folks who lives in trailer parks is the backbone a this great Nation." -Bertha Mae Shark Come Visitate Us! email Bertha Mae I a in't in no way affilitated with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief. That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer. Email Festus Joe