We best be apologizin' to y'all for not bein' here for a spell. Me 'n' Festus been awful busy tryin' to help Little King get a hold of big stars fer his show. Seems Lola Falana don't perform no more since she was cured of a disease. Now she goes around preachin' bout that. We's happy fer her, but it don't help Little King much. Then poor Little King got hisself all in a tizzy becuz Bette Midler just flat out told him she weren't gonna be in his show. But his spirits wasn't done fer long! He's been tryin' to think of new stars to help him entertain the troops. He done said if worse comes to worse he'll see if Suzanne Somers wants to help him out. He said he gots two stars who's said they's gonna be there fer sure and wouldn't miss a chance to entertain our boys overseas. But he ain't tellin us who they are yet.
Man oh man! Festus done gone and broke his toe! Now he's down in his and and his foot! He done said that since he was lookin' fer work when he broke it maybe we can get more from the welfare. I don't know though. Ya see, how he broke was -- he done crumpled up the newspaper on the floor becuz he don't read so good and he couldn't understand what them want ads was sayin'. Then he done went to kick the paper, but he missed and hit the pot bellied stove. That Festus. I just don't know 'bout him sometimes.
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.
