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Thursday, October 25, 2001 I'm feelin a might better, but Bosephus and Scooter Ray is still sick. Festus Jr. just ain't been hisself neither, so he might be comin down with somethin. Poor little feller. I don't know if y'all know this, but when ol' man winter hits up north, people from up yonder start movin down south. If y'all are one o them people thinkin bout doin that, I reckon I best be givin y'all some tips bout livin in the south. 1.Remember: "Y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural. "All y'all's" is plural possessive. 2.Get used to hearin, "You ain't from around here, are you?" 3.If you hear a Southerner holler, "Hey, y'all, watch this!" stay out o his way. More 'an likely they's gonna be the last words he'll ever say. 4.Y'all can ask a Southerner for directions, but unless you already know the positions of the important hills, trees, rocks, and where buildings used to be 'fore they was tored down or burnt down, yer best off tryin to find it yerself. 5.If y'all ever find yerself in some legal bind of some sort, remember, the "He needed killin'" defense works plum good. posted by Bertha on 2:34 PM | ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Comments: Post a Comment

"I handle teats. Therefore I am..." -Bubba J "Folks who lives in trailer parks is the backbone a this great Nation." -Bertha Mae Shark Come Visitate Us! email Bertha Mae I a in't in no way affilitated with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief. That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer. Email Festus Joe