Needless to say, we's all a might concerned 'bout that BarCode King who works down to the post office. All us down here to the trailer park is hopin' he's gonna be safe. We done felt a might better when we done read that he ain't scared. He done said "I'm not particularly concerned. We're not a big city post office, like New York or even Tampa or Miami or Orlando. If I was in one of those places, I'd probably feel more threatened."
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.