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Tuesday, November 13, 2001 Festus Joe and me was havin us a serious conversashun the other day. He done asked me why I'm in love with him. Well, I just looked him straight in the eye (well, straight as I can look anyone in the eye since them glasses that makes my eyes not cross done got lost last time we was at the Piggly Wiggly) and I done said, Festus, you don't go questioning miracles. He done said that was one of the most romantick things he ever did hear. Yes folks, that was even after he done called me a sass pants fer all the world to see. Not only that, he's all the time tellin me I can sleep like a damn cat, eat cheese like a damn mouse and pass gas like a damn rhino. But I love him just he same. I never even say nuthin when he's all the time trying to diagnosis folks's ailments. He done even calls hisself Dr. Festus sometimes. Lordy. Lordy. Anyhow, we was talkin to that nice old lady in the wheelchair by the name o' Imogene and she was askin us if we done know the differnce tween Thanksgiving and Christmas. Festus done said I surely do. He done said Thanksgiving is when we say Thank you Lord! Christmas is when we say Happy birthday Lord! Then I done said, Easter is when we say Welcome back Lord! See? We's just as religious as the next folks. posted by Bertha on 1:49 PM | ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Comments: Post a Comment

"I handle teats. Therefore I am..." -Bubba J "Folks who lives in trailer parks is the backbone a this great Nation." -Bertha Mae Shark Come Visitate Us! email Bertha Mae I a in't in no way affilitated with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief. That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer. Email Festus Joe