By now y'all know the story a how Festus Joe can't work cuz a bein down in his back and all. Well, he done come up with a plan. He says he be plum happy to go back to work but he's holdin out fer a management pozishun. Not one a them like down to the army navy store where the managers gots to work their tails off. No sirree. Festus wants hisself a management pozishun where he can sit behind a desk all day and tell folks what to do. I'm tellin ya, he's mighty good at that! He's all the time tellin me "Bertha Mae, go fix supper." "Bertha Mae, warsh me some socks." "Bertha Mae, unclog the terlit." He's all the time tellin Bosephus what to look for down to the dump. And he's all the time tellin Bubba J how he thinks the army navy could be better. So, y'all see he gots lots a experience tellin folks what to do. I think Festus Joe would make a mighty fine manager. I don't know what he'd be managin, but he'd do good. He even gots hisself a tie to wear if he gets hired before the holidays is over. It's one a them ties with a Christmas tree on it and all the little ornaments lights up in differnt colors. The star on top even flashes! You know he'd be impressin people down to a new job if he was wearin that tie! If he don't get hired before the holidays is over, I don't rightly know what kinda tie he'd wear. Maybe Bosephus could find him somethin nice down to the dump.
posted by Bertha
on 12:26 PM |
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.
