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Thursday, December 13, 2001

It shore feels likes Christmas down here to the trailer park. We's got all kinds a presents wrapped up under our tree. Amazin what you can find at the dollar store. Makes us look like we's rich. But we ain't puttin on airs. No we is not. Anyhow, a couple a days ago me and Festus went down to the old folks trailer park and went around singin Christmas carols. We surely did have a good time, and the old folks did too. Course Festus was worried that someone from the welfare might pass by and see him walking around the trailer park singin. That wouldn't have been good, what with him bein down in his back and all. So he done come up with a plan. He wore him some light up reindeer antlers and a light up Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer nose as a disgize. I don't think anyone coulda recognized him.

Tonight we's all goin down to the church for the Christmas pagent. We done heard they's even gonna have angels flyin from the ceilin. I wish I knew how they's gonna do that!

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