Me and Festus Joe was singin Christmas songs and talkin today. Know what I done found out bout Festus that I didn't know before? He's scared a sleighs. Criminy sakes alive! The man ain't scared a flyin in a space alien ship but he's scared a sleighs! Know why? He done said space alien ships got brakes and sleighs ain't got none. Heavens to Betsy, I just don't know what to think bout that man sometimes.
posted by Bertha
on 5:57 PM |
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.