One thing I really like bout Christmastime down to the trailer park is all the folks comin in from outta town to visit their kin. We gits to hear all kinds a new stories. Fer instance, this one lady visitin Millie Dee told us bout this tragic accident she done had a few years ago. I'll try and tell it to y'all now. Patsy Sue was attacked, trampled and thrown by a 1,200 to 1,300 pound pregnant cow. Her husband and her was drivin along the road to take their pickup truck down to the shop and the cow was walkin along the highway. They decided to stop the car and see if they could help gettin her back to her field. Seems the poor cow done broke outta her birthin pen just down the road. Anyhow, Patsy Sue's husband walked towards the gate in the fence and the cow done followed him. Patsy Sue stayed by the edge a the ditch that was by the side a the road. The cow was followin Patsy Sue's husband just fine when all of a sudden she turned and charged towards Patsy Sue! Lordy sakes alive! Patsy Sue started to turn to run but the cow was faster then she was and she ended up butting her and throwing her and trampling her until she was unconscious. The cow turned to attack Patsy Sue again but her husband had reached them by then and managed to somehow convince the cow to turn away and go into the field. Patsy Sue's huband was just scared outta his wits thinkin Patsy Sue might be dead! But she done come to just as he was tryin to lift her outta the ditch. Lordy! Lordy! Lordy! I wouldn't a believed that was a true story if I hadn't a heard it straight from Patsy Sue herself! But here's the good news y'all. After a couple a operations on her butt, Patsy Sue is just fine.
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.
