Sure is quiet round here now that Little King done left fer the airport. That's right. He's headed down to Tora Bora to entertain the troops. I'm sure it'll be a mighty fine show. I been hearin him rehearse fer weeks now. That's why it's so quiet now. I think even Cletus T. misses Little King. But enuf a that. I gets all teary-eyed when I think a how Cletus T. lives fer the simple pleasures like hearin Little King do his Elvis act.
Anyhow, Little King done left fer the airport in a limozine that nice Teri Garr done sent fer him. We's a might angry with the newspaper fer leavin Teri's name outta the story they done ran bout Little King's show. After all, Teri done danced in some Elvis movies. Anyone who knowed the King in person should get her name in the paper!
Speakin a the newspaper, did y'all read about all them talk show hosts comin to Opelousas County fer some kinda convenshun or somethin? Well, we done heard that that nice Irish boy, Colin O'Bryant and that perky little lady from The Today Show, Katie Colic, and that feller she talks to in the mornins, Matt Lawyer, is gonna be here too! Lordy! Lordy! Festus Joe is plum excited bout that! He done thinks Matt Lawyer is the finest jernalist and talk show host ever to be on the television. Even better than Hernaldo Riviera! Oh wait. I can't be fergettin bout Jerry Springer. He's in a class all by hisself.
posted by Bertha
on 11:48 AM |
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.
