Well y'all, it sure has been an interestin year down here to the trailer park. We's a might sad that Little King won't be ringin in the New Year with us down here to the trailer park, but he gots hisself a higher callin. He'll still be over to Tora Bora entertainin the troops. We done seen on the news that his show is a big hit. Who'da thunk Dawn would be so good without Tony Orlando? (Well, maybe this is just cuz I'm his mamma, but I knowed Little King would be better fer them girls than Tony Orlando.) That Ann-Margaret is drivin them troops wild accordin to what we seen on the news. Little King sure had a streak a genius when he done asked her to be in the show. Them folks on the news done said Little King's show is the most popler of all the shows entertainin the troops cuz he gots him a real live videotape a Bob Hope. None a them other entertainin the troops shows can say they got that!
I shouldn't talk bout Little King without talkin bout Cletus T. Me and Festus Joe don't want the poor boy to get no complex or nothin. He already gots hisself enuff problems, what with bein like one a them boy in the plastic bubble kids. Anyhow, Cletus T. is a bit sad cuz his dream was to have Festus Joe drive the trailer out to Bakersfield, California, so he could see Buck Owens on New Year's Eve. That boy just loves Buck Owens. But when we done found out it was $250 a person to git inside the Crystal Palace we knowed we couldn't do it. Much as we wanted to make Cletus T's dream come true, we couldn't spend a whole welfare check to let him go in and see Buck all by hisself. No way all a us coulda afforded to go. Poor little Cletus T. Maybe next year if Festus gits a good job from his rezoom bein up here on this contraption, we can go see Buck.
I best be goin y'all. But fore I do, I wanted to say that all a us down here to the trailer wants to wish y'all a
Happy New Year!
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.
