I just can't rightly believe this here news story bout a feller havin relashuns with a dog. He done told the po-lice "I can't get no girl." Well, I don't know where he's been tryin, but I know plenty a girls down here to the trailer park that's lookin fer a man.
Dubya. Dubya. Dubya. You was right. You shoulda listened to your mamma. Next time, try drinkin a PBR with yer pretzels. That's what Festus Joe and Bubba J does and they ain't never choked on no pretzels.
posted by Bertha
on 11:57 AM |
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.