If they was havin' this here search in the good ol' US of A 'stead a over to England Festus Joe would win fer sure! He loves his Spam! He surely would like to see the Spammobile too. Course who in their right mind wouldn't wanna see that? I think it's better than the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile, and heaven knows there ain't many things in this life I love more'n weiners.
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.