We done seen us a story on the television bout that Sally Jessy Parker, the actress who wears all them purty clothes on that Sex and the City show on the HBO. Did y'all know that Sally Jessy gots 8 brothers and sisters and her family used to be on the welfare? That girl gives us all hope that someday we can get off the welfare and wear fine fashuns like she does.
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.