The feller in this here news story done said he wants to start hisself a circus where all the folks in it is nekkid. He done said folks is bored with the same old kinda circuses so if he puts on a nekkid circus he's sure folks'd show up. I know Festus Joe'd be in the front row if there's midgets in that there circus.
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.
