I'm powerful sorry I done disappointed y'all who was lookin forwerd to seein me on that Weakest Link television show. I'm mighty sure other folks done said worse things to that Anne woman, but fer some reason she just didn't like me and that's why we done got kicked outta that there television studio. I was hoppin mad fer a spell, but we didn't let it get us down too awful bad. First thing we done after we left NBC was head on over to ABC to see if we could get Bosephus on that there Bachelor show. But we was a little bit too late fer late. They done said they picked their next bachelor already. Next, we went over to the CBS to see if one or two of us could get on that there Big Brother show. They done told us audishuns was already done fer that too. Well, we was losin hope. But then we remembered that Bubba J weren't with us when I was audishinin fer the Weakest Link on account a he was down the street a ways lookin at some kinda high falutin army navy store. Anyhow, since Bubba J weren't with us when we done got kicked outta NBC, we figgered he could go on in and audishun fer Fear Factor, so that's what he did. But that didn't work out neither. Them Fear Factor folks was a little bit ascared a Bubba J when they done found out he'll eat purt near anything.
Anyhow, there's still a hole lot more to our story bout our travels out to California and back, so keep checkin back. You surely don't want to be missin ol' Festus Joe's story bout goin to Rodeo Drive.
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.
