I just had to tell y'all that I been getting the strangest email lately. Fer instance, I got me this one that says "triple your cup size." Now why on earth would I be wantin' to triple my cup size? The cup I gots here to the trailer holds purt near a half a pot a coffee. The cup Large Marge gives me down to the diner is plenty big too. Triple my cup size? I just don't see no need.
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.
