Since some a y'all's been askin bout Bubba J, I reckon it's about time I tell y'all what he's up to since he ain't likely to have the time to get on this here contraption any time soon. Y'all know that Bubba J gots hisself a job down to the army-navy, right? Well, seein' as how that's a right respectible job, some folks that's high up in politicks or some such thing done asked Bubba if he wanted to be on The Trailer Park Authority. Course Bubba J said yes and now that and workin takes up purt near all a his time. Ya see, bein on the The Trailer Park Authority keeps Bubba J busier'n a one-legged man in a butt kickin contest. He gots to make sure all the dirt in front a the trailers is swept up or raked up real good. He gots to make sure that folks who gots grass keep it shorter'n 12 inches high. He gots to make sure all the folks who gots hound dogs keeps 'em chained up real good. He gots to make sure no one gots more'n 10 cats and 'coons to a trailer. He gots to make sure folks gots their Christmas lights down by Valentine's Day. After that, they's allowed to have red and white lights up fer a spell. Well, least til it's time to put up Easter lights. Then he gots to make sure the Easter lights is down in time fer the 4th of July lights to go up. And he gots to make sure they's all red white and blue. I hear tell a couple a years a go Large Marge and Earl tried sneakin purple lights out there instead a usin blue. Figures Earl would try somethin like that. Anywho, lucky fer Bubba J that the 4th of July lights can stay up til Labor Day. But then there's the Halloween lights. Course they can only be orange and white, and they can only stay up til the week afore Thanksgivin. That's when the Christmas lights goes up again. So, now I guess y'all can see why Bubba J can't find the time to get on this here contraption much as he'd like. I'm hopin he gets hisself a break soon and can get here to our ramblin's. But thanks fer askin bout him. Him and Thelma Jo surely do 'ppreciate yer good thoughts and whatnot.
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.
