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Wednesday, June 12, 2002 Y'all, I just can't tell how sorry I am that ol' Festus Joe ain't been on this here contraption to tell y'all bout our trip to California and back, but all that travelin' tooked an awful lot out a poor Festus. Course y'all know what that means. He's down in his back. Again. Anyhow, I was just so flattered to see how many folks wanted to see me on the television that I been racking my brain tryin' to figger out some other way to get on television. Well, last night when we was eatin supper with Bubba J and Thelma Jo I done come up with a plan I reckon just might work. We's gonna try and get on that there Trading Spaces where they bring them folks in to fix up a room in yer house. We reckon that me and Festus Joe would trade with Bubba J and Thelma Jo. Only worry we got is we hope the welfare don't see Festus Joe doin' fizzical work. Them welfare folks don't take to kindly to folks tellin them they's down in they backs then seein them on the television redecoratin a house. But we might just see if we can find ourselves some way round that. So, stay turned fer more updates. Least we won't have to leave the trailer park to get on the televison this time. posted by Bertha on 2:55 PM | ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Comments: Post a Comment

"I handle teats. Therefore I am..." -Bubba J "Folks who lives in trailer parks is the backbone a this great Nation." -Bertha Mae Shark Come Visitate Us! email Bertha Mae I a in't in no way affilitated with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief. That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer. Email Festus Joe