If anyone's a bigger Elvis fan than Festus Joe and Little King it gots to be Nicholas Cage. Did y'all hear that he done got hisself the greatest Elvis collectable of all time over the weekend? He done and got hisself hitched to Lisa-Marie. Sumthin tells me her daddy is a might bit happier bout Nicholas Cage than he was bout Michael Jackson.
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.
