I'm powerful sorry we ain't been on this here contraption lately, but we gots a good reason. After all the excitement a Elvis Week and all, we needed us a brake, so the whole dag burn Shark family took a few days off and took to our beds. After that, we done took our monthly trip down to the Wal-mart and blast it if that didn't start us all up in a Elvis frenzy again! Did y'all see all the right fine Elvis books and records and movin pitchure shows the Wal-Mart has fer sale? It looks like Graceland donen exploded and landed all over Wal-Mart! Anyhow, when we seen all them Elvis goodies we had to come up with a plan right quick to buy everything we could. So we been out huntin fer tin cans to recycle and we been havin yard sales and what not and Little King has even been singin on street corners hopin folk's throw some loose change his way. It was all hard work but we done come up with enuf money to buy us 2 Elvis pitchure books (on account a none a us reads too good so the other kind a books would be a waste a money), 5 a them miniature records (I think they's called CDs. Now we just needs a record player fer them to fit on on account a the one we got is too big.) and a couple a handfuls a them Elvis movin pitchure shows that you put into yer television and watch any ol' time you want. Just a couple a more Elvis records and pitchures and whatnot and folks is gonna be callin the Shark trailer Graceland South. See y'all? Didn't I say we had a reason fer not bein on the contraption?
posted by Bertha
on 6:58 PM |
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.
