Just when y'all thought Hurricane Bertha was turnin into a itty bitty rain storm she picks up steam and heads towards Texas. I knew with a name like Bertha that there storm would be too stubborn to give up that fast. Course Festus Joe'd prolly say Bertha's too orney to give up that fast.
Anyhow, I surely hope Bertha don't give them folks in Texas too bad of a time.
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.