Did y'all hear bout the feller up to Canada that got hisself a fine fer puttin a seat belt round his case a beer but not puttin one on his son? Lordy! We best not be headin up to that part a Canada. We ain't even got seatbelts in the pickup. But if we did we'd make right sure we had enough fer Little King, Cletus T. and the case a PBR.
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.