I done read this here news story bout this bird over to China that gots to go to court fer saying bad things to his naybor. Then I done read this here other news story bout a feller who shot a squirrel fer attackin folks. That critter would bite folks on the ankle and the forehead and, I reckon anywhere he could sink his little critter teeth into. I think shootin the little feller was goin too far tho. Maybe they shoulda just got that there bird over to China to come and say bad words to the squirrel.
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.