This time a year folks is always comin down to the trailer park and askin us if we done got us our flu shots yet. I tell 'em there ain't no need fer us to get flu shots on account a we got Festus Joe's great-grandmammy's recipe fer her speshul tonic. That there tonic'll cure purt near anything that's ailin' a body. Only thing I know of it ain't been able to fix is Festus Joe's back.
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.
