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Monday, December 16, 2002 Course I ain't never too busy to bring y'all some news, so here's some news stories I done just read. Over to New Jersey some folks stoled a plastic baby Jesus and won't give it back til they gets $800. My mama loves her plastic baby Jesus dearly, but I don't rightly know if she'd pay $800 to get it back if some folks took it. I reckon she'd just take the bus down to the Wal-Mart and get herself a new one. Then I done read bout this man over to Germany who called the police on account a he said someone painted his car white. Turns out it weren't paint atall. It was snow. I can see how that feller might make that kinda mistake if he lives where there ain't much snow -- and he had a coupla a too many PBRs. Next, I done read this here story. I just don't rightly know how's I can tell y'all bout it and keep it clean. But I'll try powerful hard. Seems a department store had a reindeer on display and they used ornaments to give that reindeer, well, private parts. But after folks said they didn't want to see no reindeer parts when they was shoppin, the store manager had to castrate him. posted by Bertha on 2:33 PM | ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Comments: Post a Comment

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