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Tuesday, December 03, 2002 Is any a y'all watchin' that there show on the television bout space aliens? If ya ain't, I gots a powerful good reason for y'all to start. Festus Joe is a tecknikal adviser fer that there show. That's right. Festus Joe Shark from these here ramblin's. Seems Steven Speelburg wanted hisself a expert on bein took by space aliens so he called up the Space Alien Abduction Society and learnt that Festus Joe been took by space aliens more'n 30 times. Mr. Speelburg done said there can't be many folks who knows space aliens as good as Festus Joe. By the way, down here to the trailer park, we calls him Mr. Speelburg on account a he's a Hollywood genyus and ya don't go round callin Hollywood genyuses by their first names. Least that's what Festus Joe says. Anyhow, y'all won't see Festus Joe's name in the credits and whatnot on that there show on account a he don't want the welfare to know he gots hisself a job. Down to the welfare they don't understand that Festus Joe can do that kinda job even when he's down in his back. Them folks down to the welfare would be spectin ol' Festus to go out and hisself another job. Lordy sakes. Don't them folks know by now that ain't never gonna happen? posted by Bertha on 9:46 AM | ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Comments: Post a Comment

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