We're just bustiin at the seams down here to the trailer park. We's the number one rezult at Google fer trailer trash Christmas! Mercy sakes! Course I ain't serprized. I knew it wouldn't take folks long to learn how Festus Joe loves Christmas and hangin all them lights round the trailer. Speakin a Festus Joe, he tells me he's gonna get himself up out the bed soon and put somethin in these here ramblin's. It's about dag burn time!
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.