After searchin and searchin and searchin fer some news to pass along to y'all, I remembered that I fergot to tell y'all that the latest edishun a The Opelousas County Observer is out. I gots to say I'm powerful proud a Bosephus for gettin a award from the Enviermental Pertection Agency. Now he can show that award to all the folks who done said he'd never amount to nothin.
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.