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Saturday, January 04, 2003 First off, I gots to wish y'all a happy new year! Now fer the big news. I got myself in a college newspaper! It ain't one a them small colleges that no one ever heard of neither. It's Vanderbilt! We done drove by there a time or two. Even had thoughts a maybe Little King goin there someday. But as soon as he got it in his head that he wanted to be an Elvis impersonator, that dream a mine and Festus Joe's was gone. Little King done said he ain't goin to school on account there ain't nuthin no school can teach him bout impersonatin the King. I reckon that's the truth. Ceptin Little King done heard a this school over to Las Vegas that's just fer Elvis impersonators, so he got it in his head that he might go there to be a teacher someday, when he's too old to go out on the road performin. Anyhow, back to me and bein in the newspaper. Y'all can go see fer yerselves right here. My part is all the way down to the bottom. posted by Bertha on 11:46 AM | ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Comments: Post a Comment

"I handle teats. Therefore I am..." -Bubba J "Folks who lives in trailer parks is the backbone a this great Nation." -Bertha Mae Shark Come Visitate Us! email Bertha Mae I a in't in no way affilitated with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief. That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer. Email Festus Joe