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Sunday, January 05, 2003 I just come back from the diner, where I done heard me a story bout Frankie Lee Longnecker, one a them ladies who's friends with them lady gym teachers who lives at the end a the trailer park. Seems Frankie Lee was havin trouble with a bird who kept flyin into the closed window in front a her trailer. Not only was she ascared that the bird would hurt hisself, he was drivin her plum crazy all the time bangin at the window. So, Frankie Lee did all kinds a things to get that bird to stop flyin into the window. She bought herself some curtains to put up thinkin the bird wouldn't want to get inside if he couldn't see inside. She hanged up all kinds a shiny, noisy things in front a the window hopin to scare the bird away. Nothin worked. Then she got herself the ideal to put up a stained glass red fox. It worked. That bird ain't never been back. One her gym teacher friends said she didn't know birds was ascared a red foxes. Frankie Lee done said it weren't a red fox, the animal. It was Red Foxx the actor from that there junkyard show on the television. posted by Bertha on 9:36 AM | ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Comments: Post a Comment

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