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Saturday, March 29, 2003 I gots lots a news fer y'all today. First off, there's a feller over to England who done caused a heap a damage at some stores while he was only wearin his underpants. When the feller was in court, he wouldn't talk to the judge or no one, so them folks still don't know why he done that. Well, I reckon there's a simple explanashun. He didn't have no money to buy hisself no trousers, so he had to brake into them places and try to steal hisself some pants. A Dutchman done said he gots the cure fer world hunger. He done said he's been eatin' nuthin but pigeon food fer 11 years and he's never been sick and he feels good. The news story don't say if he poops on statues and cars on account a the pigeon food. A feller who spent 5 years makin the world's biggest ball made out a rubber bands dropped the ball from a plane to see if it would bounce. It didn't. I reckon that feller gots way too much time on his hands. A feller over to Belgium is havin operashuns to make hisself look like Michael Jackson. The feller said he ain't got many friends and his girlfriend done left him 4 years ago. Now, why ain't I surprized by that? posted by Bertha on 11:53 AM | ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Comments: Post a Comment

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