Here's a news story from up to Ohio. A boy was shootin rats in a barn by his house. When he was done, he put the gun down and his cat jumped on it and shot him. Don't fret. The boy's ok. But I reckon it weren't no acksident. I reckon that there cat shot the boy on account a it was mad on account a that boy was shootin the rats and that's the cat's job.
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.
