Here's a nother news story fer y'all. This here feller must a had a powerful hankerin fer lobster. When he was down to the Piggly Wiggly he must not a had enuff money to pay fer the lobster so he put it in his pants and tried walkin out the door. On account a the lobster was alive, I'm sure y'all can figger out what happened to this feller and his private parts. Alls I can say is I never wanted nuthin bad enuff to go thru that.
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.
