I ain't done a friday five in a coon's age, so I thought it was bout time I done one.
1.How many houses/apartments have you lived in throughout your life?
I only lived in 2 trailers in my life. One was my mama and daddy's. Then when I was 13 and fixin to marry Festus Joe, he done bought us a almost new trailer and we been here ever since.
2.Which was your favorite and why?
This here trailer is the best on account a me and Festus Joe gits to deckorate it any way we wants. Ceptin when them Trading Spaces folks gits here we just don't know what'll happen. I surely hope we don't get that Kia woman. She's plum crazy!
3.Do you find moving house more exciting or stressful? Why?
It's excitin fer sure, but ever time we moved our trailer to a new trailer park sumthin always happened to give us stress. One time the hitch on the pickup done rusted right away and our trailer just stopped dead in the road while we kept drivin along in the pickup. Lucky fer us we was only bout a mile or 2 down the road when we noticed.
4.What's more important, location or price?
Since we owns our own trailer, price don't matter much. But location is powerful important. We tried out 6 or 7 trailer parks fore we found this one we's in now. And, Lord willin, we ain't never movin again.
5.What features does your dream house have (pool, spa bath, big yard, etc.)?
I'd be tickled pick if we had runnin water. It'd be just like we was millionaires or sumthin! A workin stove would be good, too. It's hard tryin out new-fangled recipes on the hotplate. Air conditionin would be mighty fine, too. Course I don't know what Festus Joe would do with hisself durin the summertime if he weren't all the time puttin foil on the windows to keep out the heat.
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.
