I got a doozy of a news story fer y'all today. Over to Taiwan, a woman is on the run on account a she cut off her husband's penis and flushed it down the toilet on account a she done thought he was havin a affair. The poor feller is in the hospital and he's ok, 'ceptin the news story don't say if they was able to find his penis in the pipes or whatnot.
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.
