I gots a news story fer y'all. Down to Chili some folks thinks vampires is killin chickens. This happened after 200 chickens was found with no blood. One a the farmers done said "Some say it was a vampire and others that it was an alien." I reckon them folks'll be contactin Festus Joe soon seein as he's a expert on space aliens and vampires.
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.
