Y'all ready fer more news? Well, here's a news story, but I can't say much bout it. I'm just powerful glad I ain't a office cleaner in the places this feller broke into.
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.