Hope y'all had yerselves a happy Sinko da Mio! We spent lots a time tryin to git ready but we didn't git all the fixin's we needed fer our feast. We packed ourselves up into the pickup but on the way down to the Piggly Wiggly we done run out a gas so we never did git there to buy us some torteea chips, so we had to use the Doritos we already done had. They's good an all, but they don't go too good with that there gwackamoley.
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.