Bertha Mae done told me I had to git up off the bed and git to these here ramblin's fore folks started thinkin she clobbered me with a broom handle and buried out back of the trailer. So's y'all know, Festus Joe Shark is alive and well. Mayhaps well ain't the right word seein as how I'm still down in my back an all. But I'm alive.
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.
