I ain't been givin y'all news stories fer it seems like a coon's age. But I gots one fer y'all today. Seems this feller over to China gots green sweat and no doctors knows why. Course I ain't no expert on space aliens like ol' Festus Joe but I reckon that there green sweat might have somethin to do with them aliens. Soon as Festus Joe gits back from target shootin with Bubba J and Bosephus I'm fixin to ask him bout the green sweat.
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.
