We done got our television workin long enuff to watch President Reagan's funeral. The parts I done liked best was when folks was talkin about funny things that happened or that the president done said. I speshully liked the story his daughter told bout her goldfish dyin. And I liked the story Dubya told bout the boy who wanted money to clean up his bedroom.
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.