'Blast from the Past': 1. Your nic name, if any when you were younger.
Folks used to call me BM. I didn't like that too powerful much. I also had some folks callin me Bertie. I didn't like that much better.
2. Your favorites as a kid, tv shows, movies, music,
games, cartoons, foods...etc...
We didn't have no tv back then and didn't have no money fer movies or music. But I do recollect playin a few games down to the dump.
3. Food you HATED!
I never liked possum or skwirrel 'til Thelma Jo done showed me how to cook it proper. Now they's my favrites.
4. Any humorous childhood memories that you may have?
There was this one time down to the dump that a bunch a us done buried Bosephus under all kinds a trash and whatnot. But then we couldn't remember where we done buried him. Took us til supper time to find him and, heavens to Betsy, was he madder 'n a wet hen! But we all laughs bout it now.
5. Who were your friends back then, are you still friends today?
Bosephus 'n me been friends since fore we could walk and we was just crawlin' round the dump. Me 'n Large Marge from down to the diner been friend fer a coon's age.
6. What did you want to be when you grew up?
I always had me a dream a bein a cashier down to the Piggly Wiggly but on account a my feet swellin up when I stand fer too long, my dream ain't never gonna come true.
7. Did you believe in the 'boogey monster' or any other kind of scary things?
Yessiree! My mamma always done told me the boogey monster lived down to the dump and only come out after dark, so me 'n Bosephus always made sure we was back down to the trailer park fore he come out.
8. Did you have a security blanket, toy, teddy bear...that you just couldn't be without?
I used to carry a baby doll round with me all the time. Course most a the time she didn't have no head on her on account Bosephus would take it off and hide it from me.
9. Who was your hero?
Elvis. Do I gots to say more?
10. How was your bedroom decorated?
I used to get me hub caps and whatnot from down to the dump and hang 'em on my walls on account they was so shiny. When I done got together with Festus Joe he done told me usin luminum foil was easier and cheeper. Course he's right, but them hub caps sure was purty.
I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.
