Bertha Mae is all the time tellin me I don't got my thinkin cap on. I'm aimin to show her that ain't true.
Summer Nites - Look at me I'm Sandra Dee - Beauty School Dropout -- Them is all things Large Marge down to the diner says. She's all the time talkin bout them summer nites when she weren't so large and she used to look a bit like that there Sandra Dee. And she's all the time sayin if she didn't go and drop out of beauty school she wouldn't be workin down to the diner.
Edgar - Milton - Dwight -- They's the first second and third names of the fella who done owns the diner. Edgar Milton Dwight Hershenberger.
Splash - Stripes - Spaceballs -- They's all Bill Murrary movies. We loves us some Bill Murray down here to the trailer park.
Jazz - Heat - Magic -- I reckon they's the names of some of the cats folks down to the trailer park owns.
Breast - Side - Back -- parts of my body that don't work the way they should. Course I say chest and not breast.
John Denver - Tony Orlando - River Phoenix -- folks who's dead, or at least who's careers is dead.
Canon - Olympus - Minolta -- I don't got no ideal bout this one
Frankincese - Gold - Myrrh -- that's what the three wisemen brung the baby Jesus.
Dr Bombay - Serena - Tabitha -- Characters on Bewitched. Bertha Mae still thinks someday she'll be able to move her nose the way that there witch does.
The Kelloggs Co. - The Keebler Co.- Santa Clause -- Elfs! They's so close to midgets and y'all knows how I loves me some midgets!
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I a in't in no way affilitated
with no one by the name a trailer_park_honey. She's a liar and a thief.
That don't mean I'm sayin nuthin bad bout this here lady who's a right fine singer.
